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Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels [Adam Something]

Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFloLGmPKl0

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“Days after launch, you’re sitting at a red light. The novelty is gone and you’re not any happier. Maybe it’s your imagination, but the gaps in the door look off. You think you saw a car full of teens laughing at you earlier. You are now $100,000 in debt for a meme, and you feel … nothing.”

23 comments

jaredwhite

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I'm all for making fun of the Cybertruck, and anything from Felon Husk really, but I'd bet real money that thumbnail photo was doctored. I tried searching around for verified photos of rust but nothing substantial came up from a reputable source. Anyway, just wanted to point this out.

soggy_kitty

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Photoshopped clickbait pictures have been the norm for long enough for me to assume they're all fake these days.

There's such a strive for user attention people will do anything for it

jaredwhite

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yeah…doesn't mean I have to like it though! 😅

gwildors_gill_slits

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Wow, great work Sherlock

highduc

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It's obviously fake but also intentionally deceiving, no? The lack of honesty is disappointing if you ask me.

agressivelyPassive

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Either it's obviously fake, or deceiving. Both can't be true.

BTW: look at covers of old magazines. Exaggerated Photoshops are a perfectly normal way to point at a problem. One might call it stylized: https://files.magzter.com/resize/magazine/1452683603/1528432176/view/3.jpg

meliante

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You mean it's not obvious?

VelvetStorm

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But dam near all car headlights blind other drivers now. Its to the point that I have to keep sun glasses in my car when I drive at night. As someone with photophobia I use to like my night drives for work but now it's just as bad as driving during the day.

Grass

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Saw this today. Some kind of front center ultrahighbeam blots out the plate as you can see and was way more blinding than it seems in the photo.

Shurimal

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There are legitimate uses for these kind of lights on work vehicles, but they should never be used on public roads. Using these in a city is pure, 100% distilled assholery.

VelvetStorm

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It's not just that light. Those trucks are so high up the regular lights are right at eye level and they are already too god dam bright.

Moonrise2473

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But that's because the driver is a selfish asshole that has to show his wealth as much as possible, not because the factory designed the luxury vehicle disguised as a truck like that

Obi

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I actually think these kinds of lights are to stop speed cameras from being able to read your plate.

GreyEyedGhost

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You can do a better job with high-intensity infrared leds, and it won't bother everyone around you. It's possible it would be easy to detect by police and may be illegal in some areas.

monsterpiece42

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So that beam in the pic is not factory (dude is still a douche of course). But the point in the video is that the cybertruck is like that straight from Tesla, which is extra unacceptable.

VelvetStorm

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I would never do this because I'm not a huge cunt who doesn't care about the safety of others but fuck I wana just blind people like that with high powered laser pointer.

ganksy

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Present day John DeLorean

itsonlygeorge

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You take that back!

ZILtoid1991

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How long until Musk gets busted for drug trafficking?

cordlesslamp

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Stainless steel body is cool and all. But just plain metal sheets, no coats, no paint, untreated? What the hell are they thinking? Stainless steel are not magic, they have limitations.

palarith

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Reminds me of the homermobile

TenderfootGungi

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I doubt any have rusted this bad. But that looks cool in a way. I would proudly drive that.

WaxedWookie

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They rust in the rain, so this look seems extra-achievable with the help of a little steel wool.

You do you, I guess - I wouldn't buy that POS, let alone invite a situation where the bodywork and likely frame will rust through.