He would recant the theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole
They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.
What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?
This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.
Congratulations you're old and start nagging about the younger generation.
Go schedule your first colonoscopy ;)
Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.