Found: Lost log
Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...
Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...
What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
I'm still not sure what to feed my log though. I've tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it's hungry, what should I feed it?
Eventually we'll find a comet that's actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.
So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
Edit: It doesn't respond. I think my poor log might be deaf..
Oh I'm envious, experiencing twin peaks for the first time is down right magical. Check it out.
I think his bark is worse than his bite but don't worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.
We're still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven't had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation..
Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it's still there or if it's the one in the picture, don't go anywhere, just wait right here...