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This sounds fun.

Lord help me

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

I suppose I could travel pretty quickly.

Man I'm fucked

I'm too cool to die >:3

I think I'll be alright

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

I last long, I cast spells

I win(d)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.