Taking them to buy their first little AR-15’s and then for some MountainDew— those kids need nutrition! 🍼
Is that the new Bushmaster “Pacifier?” Make sure to get a bipod for the little patriots that can’t walk yet.
They're never too young to teach them how to properly use a weapon. It's so they don't get hurt with it! /s
My daughter says our dogs are her brother and sister. But she is not an embryo in a test tube, so it's slightly different.
It doesn't help that I pick up the little dog and carry him around telling him that he's my little baby boy.
In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the "dog-owner" (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word "owner" so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of "mother" and "father" tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.
It's only a child if it's in the walking incubator, otherwise it's sparkling embryo