if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry
and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die
Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.
The third image reminds me of the following wise words:
“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs
That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.
Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable
What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper
I mean, she hasn't been tarred, feathered and deported for her music yet, so probably 🤷
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷
You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.