It's wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.
Thank god it's bolted down, otherwise some tourist might steal this valuable artifact.
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Oh, god. Someone probably would.
I propose we require that human coprolite be referred to as "couricite", in honor of the unit of measurement by which is standardized the volumetric dimension of human excrement. I have spoken.