I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.