I'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.
there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.
::: spoiler solution
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Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp
Say: I recycle and enrich nature
Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.