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Telerule

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Yeah the teletubby thingies are funny. But what is that body he is wearing?

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Idk, I got it from the boss when I started working there, no label on it sadly.

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...you got it from the boss?

This is a story

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why am I attracted to the man in teletubby stiletto boots?? Why???

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NEED TO SEE MORE

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"I'm gonna Dipsy my Tinky Winky in your Po until you Laa-Laa"

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If I was a woman, these would be the exact combination of words needed to make me drier than the Sahara.

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My lack of dating sucess is suddenly making a lot more sense to me.

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"That's okay baby, it happens to a lot of girls. I keep some Tubby Custard in my nightstand."

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Woah, you can buy them. If you have a spare $1500.

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Sexy baby thighs, went full absolute territory mode

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