Pro tip: stop wanking right before falling asleep, and you wonβt have cum clogs in your pee hose in the morning.
It's a real in that it would solve the problem, but it's a joke in suggesting anyone would stop doing this lol.
For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.