What's stopping you from coding like this ?

1. I am not made out of silly putty.
2. I am not female.
3. I cannot code.
4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
6. I don't want to.

Back-end developper ?

my neck. my back. my…

I'd say visibility is kinda poor

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

About 200 pounds.

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

A lifetime of sitting still mostly

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.

mfer goin for the self-suc

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

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My back.