Hmm, so what books would be best for Baphomet to read to children? (non-serious replies only please)
C is for Cthulhu! A little eldritch horror never hurt anyone while awake and in a perfectly lit room.
Oh, I'd love to hear about it all from their perspective. I'll assume it's quite scandalous if demon story time is banned too. I've got a feeling we haven't been told all of the story...