Weekends have gotten shorter lately, have you noticed? Like, some of them are just too short.

I don't technically have a hearing problem, but sometimes, when there's a lot of noises occurring at the same time, I'll hear 'em as one big jumble. Again, it's not that I can't hear, because that's false. I can. I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.

I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You might want to log it away for future use.