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A Roman walks into a bar

He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".

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Ok, but what if he wanted four beers?

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Hold up the pinky, index, and middle finger. Depending on which hand he uses and whether he faces it palm in or palm out, that could be 4 or 6.

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That took me too long... geeze

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I’m still not getting it. Clearly not firing on all cylinders today!

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Roman numeral 5 is a V. He held up two fingers to make a V.

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Thank you.

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slow clap

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Not a roman but more a celtic/longbard one... But if i order two beers and I get five... I'm ok with that 😁

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Am Roman, can confirm.

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