Left looks like she can suck dick, but will get fat in a year or two. Two looks like she will be a fun shag and probably is a bit crazy but then as soon as she finishes college she's going to be looking to buy a mini van for 3 kids and act like she didn't fuck a load of guys in college. Three looks like she don't give a fuck and will probably be a bit boring, but in a few years she will still look good and still not give a fuck.
2 for a fuck. 3 for longer.
If I had to pick one thing it would be not devaluing two out of three people for no reason based on an arbitrary beauty standards that differ between everyone. If you must treat them as trophies maybe say "I really like number one's blanks but I also really like number two's blanks too". At least then it's only positive and celebrating their beauty.
I'm upvoting you because I completely agree with the sentiment. Explaining why you choose one doesn't mean you need to talk a ton of shit about the other two. The severe negativity is unnecessary