Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful
They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
