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Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen

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PLANTATION, FL—Despite being a grown-ass adult in the year 2024, local resident Stu Jeffries told reporters Tuesday that he still thinks of a computer virus as a cartoon worm that bites through your screen. “I still imagine getting a computer virus by opening a program and clicking on some kind of neon egg, at which…

Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen

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vaderaj

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I am about to graduate Master's in Data Science and have a decent Software Engineering background. Despite that I can't wrap my head around networks cyber security and have the same opinion on computer viruses

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble

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The key is don't write software with security flaws in it. If your software doesn't have any flaws then they can't be exploited.

bigbadmoose

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Happens to me all the time. When I'm about to make a mistake I stop and decide not to make the mistake. It's pretty simple if you think about it 🤔

mosiacmango

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"Code review? Just tell your people to do it right the first time."

Doombot1

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Nonono, you see - you only find the bugs if you are looking at the code. If you never put it into code review in the first place, you won’t have found any bugs, and therefore they won’t exist. Flawless concept taps temple

Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen

Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen

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