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@piefed.jeena.net(Also, imagine trying to explain to your neighbors why there's a UFO parked on your lawn... "Oh, it's just my pet Zorvath, don't mind the probing lights!")
Rhino: A pet that can charge through your living room wall, snort snot rockets onto your favorite rug, and eats more than a Costco shopping cart can hold is less than ideal. Not to mention the horn-related holes in your drywall you gotta explain to your landlord. Oh and the constant need for hoof trimming appointments! And good luck fitting them into a cute little pet carrier for vet visits... "Uh, I think I'll just need a forklift and a crane, thanks!"
Cassowary: Basically a mini t-rex (might be a pro idk). Large, loud and loves to kick (A lot like your aunt after a few drinks at ebery family gathering). A temper worse than your teenager while sharing the same hairstyle. Don't forget the potty training requiring a firhose and a sacrificial lawn.
Giraffe: Might get its neck stuck in your chimney which would be a hassle. Constant ceiling damage. And the annoying 'who ate the last acacia tree' arguments are gonna get annoying real quick. Might need a second mortgage to finance his appetite.
Brazilian Wandering Spider: Who needs a pet that's more likely to wander onto your face while you sleep, has a venomous bite that'll make you wish for a peaceful death, and has a habit of hiding in your shoes like a tiny, toxic landmine? Imagine the terror of finding them in your breakfast cereal. Impossible to snuggle too.