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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!
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@hilariouschaos.comand i mean human or animal ashes. you can pick the fruit. still has a slight aftertaste. no cooldown
But you immediately shit
Somewhere in the universe, there's another intelligent lifeform, with development at a stage roughly equal to our own. They make and share video recordings edited to be emotional, informative, inspirational, or entertaining, and you know and recognize all of it (translated to your native language, of course).
You just don't know where they are, what they look like, the overall story lines, and possibly a way to convince anyone else that this is a real thing.
If they’re legally a doctor, it counts.
You can decide to spare a doctor who touches you if you feel like it.
If you touch them yourself, the power still activates.
You will no longer have to poop when you use it. It will be doubled and a random person will have to poop that amount