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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Nakamoto

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Nakamoto

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with Objectivist streaks and helpful tips that reaches my mid-back and icy rational eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vitalik Buterin (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Satoshi Nakamoto but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie, allegedly. I'm a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also an anarcho-capitalist, and I go to a magic school called Ethereum in Zug, Switzerland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a Libertarian (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ron Paul forums and I buy all my ideas from there. For example today I was wearing dark markets with matching escrow around it and a black leather iPad cover, grey weed logo bag and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup, none of that clown paint. I was walking outside Mom's basement. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of banksters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

No, the bitcoin price did not move from debates, Trump buying ‘crypto burgers’ or anything other than shenanigans

No, the bitcoin price did not move from debates, Trump buying ‘crypto burgers’ or anything other than shenanigans

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No, the bitcoin price did not move from debates, Trump buying ‘crypto burgers’ or anything other than shenanigans

https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2024/09/19/no-the-bitcoin-price-did-not-move-from-debates-trump-buying-crypto-burgers-or-anything-other-than-shenanigans/

Bitcoin does not react to macro signals — only to internal market shenanigans.

No, the bitcoin price did not move from debates, Trump buying ‘crypto burgers’ or anything other than shenanigans
You should not set memecoin creators on fire! They're doing it to themselves. You can punch them in the face, though. It's marketing.

You should not set memecoin creators on fire! They're doing it to themselves. You can punch them in the face, though. It's marketing.

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People Are Setting Themselves on Fire and Getting Punched in the Face to Pump Their Crypto Coins

https://www.wired.com/story/people-on-fire-punched-pump-crypto-coins/

To compete against thousands of crypto meme coins flooding the market, creators are resorting to elaborate and sometimes dangerous stunts for attention.

People Are Setting Themselves on Fire and Getting Punched in the Face to Pump Their Crypto Coins
AIP-502: The Apemobile - Guerrilla marketing meets a KOL partnership (Resubmission) - "The Apemobile will now be a BMW instead of a Porsche."

AIP-502: The Apemobile - Guerrilla marketing meets a KOL partnership (Resubmission) - "The Apemobile will now be a BMW instead of a Porsche."

Newsweek: did the Harris-Trump debate CRASH BITCOIN?? - with 3 paras of me saying "lol no"

Newsweek: did the Harris-Trump debate CRASH BITCOIN?? - with 3 paras of me saying "lol no"

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Bitcoin price dips after debate with Harris leaves pro-crypto Trump rattled

https://www.newsweek.com/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-value-drop-presidential-debate-kamala-harris-donald-trump-1951926

The cryptocurrency's value dropped on Wednesday following the presidential debate and amid a wider decline in risk-driven assets.

Bitcoin price dips after debate with Harris leaves pro-crypto Trump rattled
I’m on a Twitter space talking about cryptocurrency with author Jake Donoghue — Thursday 12 September, 19:00 UTC

I’m on a Twitter space talking about cryptocurrency with author Jake Donoghue — Thursday 12 September, 19:00 UTC

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I’m on a Twitter space with Jake Donoghue — Thursday 12 September, 19:00 UTC

https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2024/09/10/im-on-a-twitter-space-with-jake-donoghue-thursday-12-september-1900-utc/

That’s 8pm UK time, 3pm eastern time or 12 noon Pacific time.

I’m on a Twitter space with Jake Donoghue — Thursday 12 September, 19:00 UTC
Playing [Texas’s] energy market has become more profitable than mining bitcoin

Playing [Texas’s] energy market has become more profitable than mining bitcoin

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Why Texas Republicans are souring on crypto

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/08/27/why-texas-republicans-are-souring-on-crypto

Playing the state’s energy market has become more profitable than mining bitcoin

If You Bought Bored Ape NFTs at the Peak, You’ve Lost 93% of Your Investment - Decrypt

If You Bought Bored Ape NFTs at the Peak, You’ve Lost 93% of Your Investment - Decrypt

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If You Bought Bored Ape NFTs at the Peak, You’ve Lost 93% of Your Investment - Decrypt

https://decrypt.co/247930/if-you-bought-bored-ape-nfts-at-the-peak-youve-lost-93-of-your-investment

As the floor price for Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs fell below $27,000, a pioneering Ape put its community-driven storyline on pause.

If You Bought Bored Ape NFTs at the Peak, You’ve Lost 93% of Your Investment - Decrypt
what the fuck could possibly go wrong, really

what the fuck could possibly go wrong, really

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Just a moment...

https://www.theblock.co/post/314566/former-mt-gox-ceo-new-exchange-launching-this-month