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@ttrpg.networkAnd America wasn't actually empty frontier, either. It was full of the native people that had been living there since time imemorial, and the ex-europeans slaughtered and plagued their way through.
People just don't like homework. (Which is perfectly understandable) And for most people most of the time, learning a new system is homework.
I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.
Then the US flag will become Jeffrey Combs.
Not like, a picture of Jeffrey Combs. Just a spare one, clinging to a flag pole.
Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.
"You go to ask your Grandpa about it. He tries to explain but is so fucking racist you can't even tell if he's still speaking common. In between gibberish that's probably old-timey slurs, you pick out something like 'follow the quest hook' and 'the dm already told you where to go'"