stream of water blowing bacteria into my vagina
Because that doesn't cause issues with your urinary tract.
You don't have an account with Mastodon. You have a Mastodon account with sdf.org. Their mailing list that sent the email and the Mastodon instance they run are probably separate systems. You can forward your email to membership@sdf.org and ask to be removed.
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