@empireOfLove
@lemmy.oneIf Calvin was 6 in 1986, then he'd be turning 44 in 2024. Very young in the current political climate but definitely possible to run for president....
But of course, such based individuals will never be billionaires. Specifically because their basedness precludes them from being psychopathic enough to commit the kind of cutthroat, violent exploitation of tens of thousands of workers' labor inherently necessary to amass such wealth.
Plot twist: it's a small farm town in the 1980s and the waiter brings you a damn beer like you deserve
that brownie has a 1000% chance of being the strongest concentration of edible THC you've ever felt in your goddamn life
subway is that option for "we are on a roadtrip passing through Assfuck, Idaho and for some reason this town of 750 people has a Subway open at 8:30pm" lol