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@awful.systemsAnd then… suddenly just as I Elon kissed me passionately. Elon climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a cybertruk. He took of my $8 and I took of his 🤔. I even took of my punk. Then he put his splurp juis into my astro-ape and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an lamborgasm. We started to pump n dump everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Peter Thiel!
Yes, I want petty tyrants spying on me every minute of my life so they can punish me for any choice that might be unprofitable to them. That's called being a libertarian!
Now if we could just make not mining cryptocurrency more profitable than mining cryptocurrency 100% of the time, that would be really good.