How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...
One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."
My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"
It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!
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