maybe go sign up to fight in a war somewhere? Sufficiently traumatic combat conditions may do the trick. I hear Ukraine desperately needs some more suckers to fill their trenches these days, and don't worry about training or understanding the language or anything like that. just make sure to always volunteer whenever they ask for them and you'll be all good bud.
Low key believe simple laziness and careerism plays a role. Dems believe they are doing innate good by simply being in power because they say the polite words. The left say that isn't enough, and we make all these nasty demands and criticisms of them. If democrats can tell us to shut up and still win that means they don't have to actually do any dirty political work, which is a really comfy situation for them
#1 priority is always going back to brunch
milliaries shouldn't try to be funny, its creepy. Put down the guns before you try to make jokes.
honestly surprised they even bothered to make a platform at all, it's not just Trump's face with a big x over it?
My bet is small businesses administration, Trump gave Vince McMahon's wife that spot last time. (Still objectively hilarious that the famously competition destroying monopolist WWE was in charge of that)
I find that calling for the elimination of Israel — indeed, of any state — is inherently repugnant, since it would almost inevitably entail an almost unimaginable level of violence, dispossession and destruction.
wonder what this worm's thoughts are about Libya or Yugoslavia, surely the NATO intervention to eliminate these states was inherently repugnant as well?
If you aren't actually driving, perhaps they just need a DL for identification (I-9 form), and in that case maybe you could get a state-issued ID? I think that is an option in most states as an driver's license alternative. You'll have to get all the legal documents and go to the DMV but you won't have to learn to drive. That hiring manager should really know about this though
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