YOU - "You should invest in a youth centre."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "A youth centre, huh? What kind of youth centre?"
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Come on. Tell him what he wants to hear.
YOU - "One dedicated to instilling liberal economic values in children from low-net-worth families."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Brilliant! Without children who'll be there to buy stuff in the future?"
YOU - "Yes. And if it doesn't work out, we can always re-purpose the centre as a shopping mall or private equity firm."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "When life closes a door, it opens a window, yes? What's the expected return on this?"
YOU - "Highly educated, work-ready, human capital ready to be directed toward any number of your vast interests."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Very impressive. You've got a natural eye for unusual investment opportunities."
No, Frantiček the Brave is in Samara! He is in negotiations. He will come with the troops of the People’s Republic! Don’t be naïve, Frantiček is roaming far and wide in Katla, in winter’s orbit, staying in the hut of Ignus Nilsen. They will never find him! Ssh! Frantiček the Brave would never hide! Only yesterday he was seen in the queue for meat, he now has a false beard and a butcher’s apron, and he called himself Vozam Sark, read it backwards!
But months pass. There is no news, and soon autumn will come. Industrial haze like a mourner’s veil drapes on top of gold and red leaves. In October, a completely different story begins to circulate in Zsiemsk , in quiet and timid tones. Frantiček the Brave was shot behind a waste facility.
ENDURANCE - It's clear you like the hard stuff, bröther.
YOU - What is my lower intestine going on about?
ENDURANCE - Lower intestine? The term is METABOLIC AND CIRCULATORY SYSTEM.
YOU - Okay, but... what's the hard stuff?
ENDURANCE - Fascism, bröther.
LA FUMÉE, VOL. 1 NO. 4 - According to the SRV's Ministry of Information, the programme has been a tremendous success. Public support stands at 87%, and youth obesity and alcoholism rates are down 12% and 7% respectively.
LOGIC - This is the SRV we're talking about. If you think those are the real numbers there's probably a guy who wants to sell you a bridge in La Cherte.
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