YOU - "You should invest in a youth centre."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "A youth centre, huh? What kind of youth centre?"
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Come on. Tell him what he wants to hear.
YOU - "One dedicated to instilling liberal economic values in children from low-net-worth families."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Brilliant! Without children who'll be there to buy stuff in the future?"
YOU - "Yes. And if it doesn't work out, we can always re-purpose the centre as a shopping mall or private equity firm."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "When life closes a door, it opens a window, yes? What's the expected return on this?"
YOU - "Highly educated, work-ready, human capital ready to be directed toward any number of your vast interests."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Very impressive. You've got a natural eye for unusual investment opportunities."
I'd totally watch a mini-series about a class conscious grifter that sells ridiculous soul-crushing bullshit to billionaire investors.
We have emojis to suit this kind of post!
