@Notbrad
Damn, why would they do that on Americans instead of infiltrating some shithole country we already had tensions with?
I’m aware of a nuclear landfill, but that doesn’t sound as nefarious as all the other stuff here.
Wait a second, what’s in “Poisoning St. Louis”?
https://www.gallup.com/cliftonstrengths/en/254033/strengthsfinder.aspx
Don’t worry, the pokemon will use a condom, just to be safe.