Lewd, rebellious and baby-killing men are all right to enter the kingdom of heaven, I suppose.
Pretty rookie list tbh, doesn’t even include people with long hair, chiropractors or unemployed.
Man Jesus must have the thinnest skin of tall time if he literally condemns people to eternal damnation for mocking him even once
Mock me once? Eternal damnation. Look up your astrology forecast for fun? Also eternal damnation. Watch the football instead of go to church on Sunday? Believe it or not, eternal damnation.
Took me a hot minute to realize that sports nuts is not a kind of food, they aren't sending snacks to hell.
„Uhh. I think I have a bingo folks!“
„This is not how bingo works Meave…“
„BINGO!“
„Ugh“ -.-
It sort of takes the sting out of the threat when I find the subject of the threat to be laughably unlikely anyway.
Threatening me with sending my soul to hell is like threatening me that an djinn will steal my XboX: I don't believe in djinn, and I don't own an XboX, so it's a moot point anyway.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun.
Yup, I'll see ya all there where the cool people are. Honestly their "heaven" sounds more like a hell to me.