Today, all of our sins are forgiven.

Optimus died for our sales

Everything is made up.

Just saying there's no rules that prevent us from taking prime day away from amazon and making it this.

All it takes is an army of shit posters who remember what pogs are.

With our combined power we can defeat amazon like Optimus Prime defeated Megatron during the Heavy Metal War.

Thrones Are For Decepticons. Besides, I'd Rather Roll!

Man, I was so sad as a kid when he died. It still brings a little melancholy to see the pic.

'Til all are one

This is what happens when we take transformers cartoons out of schools.

Space Mechajesus

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.

A large retail shipping outlet celebrates a yearly reminder of that one time a character from a massively marketed toy line died.

applause