Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.
Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly
I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson
I don't know. I've been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck! 
I just checked and it's still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box
I replaced it with a fake one when you weren't looking.
If you check, it says property of A DWEEB underneath
This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.
you want my boobs? they give me really bad back issues.