Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.
The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.
Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it's possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.
The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It's an exclusive club
Sir. Sir. Sir! Your poop is too big. Please take it with you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
That's funny... until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd... then I'm horrified.
That doesn't sound right to me. An inch has ~2.54 cm, so 2.5" should be 6.35 cm and a cm has 10mm, so that becomes 63.5mm
Whoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That's bigger than a Coke can.
Sure, sure. But they've probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who's come to expect them and isn't going to get their XXL turds today.
They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign
Here in Australia no one has "poop knives". American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don't even own a plunger.
I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.
I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.
That's the size of a standard UK beer can.
What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?
What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?