It’s a humble brag that he’s rich af.
You haven’t memed on Lemmy until you’ve done it sitting on a golden toilet, he says.
Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I'm thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe "royalty"?
Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo... We only go after poor white women and children!
OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like "HELP! HE'S CRAZY, HE'S A CANNIBAL!" but now you wanna join in or what?!
"Surely they meant to fairly distribute the wealth"
"No, it says socialism for the rich with rugged individualism for everyone else. Behold."
If you're going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.
Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, "fertilize crops with the rich" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Has anybody considered "Burn the Rich." I know, it's more CO2 in the atmosphere but less private jets so I'm pretty sure it will be a net gain!
Because the rich have somehow tricked half the world into thinking they are part of that same smaller class, when in reality they are nowhere close to being such.
Yeah. Plus, Joanne and Cleetus are so sefish and so freaking stupid that they actually believe there's a chance they'll find oil in them there hills one day. God forbid you touch their theoretical oil.
In theory.
How would you handle a situation where in addition to "eat the rich", people start to say "eat the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the 'eat the rich' dissenters"?
If you answer "that's never gonna happen," I hope you're right because I hate to say "I told you so."
So you actually took a strawman and shoved it down a slippery slope into a victim complex with a condescending "you'll see!" flourish at the end! Wow.
That would have been HILARIOUS with just a modicum of self awareness, but instead it's just sad 🤦
If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”
Because the rich can afford to stop them.
This is, unfortunately, a sentiment that has worked out rather poorly throughout history
That cookbook's going to be complicated. Rich white woman is going to be like trying to cook fugu. No no don't slice open the face it's full of botulism.
Last time they ate the rich afterwards everybody starved to death because nobody was left knowing how to do thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1930%E2%80%931933
And the funny thing about it: When some poor had learned how to do things again those poor became the new rich.
Capitalism might be bare of morale but at least it cares for paying customers in spite of all alternatives.
