Since you are playing with the Church of England -edition, the queen can simply dismiss the bishop.
It's where the Knights come in
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F
When did they add this rule? What next, can the queen en passant everyone that is 2 fields away from her?
Too late, Queen's already off the board and transphobes don't want us to turn peasants into Queens.
I'm so sorry. I was sure i could win with her as my queen but i got hit by an en passant.