I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.
Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.
I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.
Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.
Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.
She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.
The same thing happened to Jack Whitehall, or maybe it happened to neither of them? Or both of them?
I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol
I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it
Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.
I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭
I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.
lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?
Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.
IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.
actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin
It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.