Hot chocolate drinkers
I'll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.
I'm not a tea morning person but I know plenty who love tea, and are cat people too. I also don't see why the graph had to say dog person.
It's just American view where what's true for America must be true for rest of the world.
If an Asian drinks tea, who Asian?
That probably needs its own chart. Red Bull people, purple Rip It people, and green Monster people each have a different vibe.
I was hoping my Adderall peeps would be represented somehow. But nah.
I was doing monster for a bit before I got the drugs tho. Btw, Both turned out to be too much.
Was at a new job and someone asked how I got through the mornings without coffee or an energy drink. I accidentally blurted my usual line of “I try to stay healthy and only do water and meth in the morning.”
You sure you’re taking the right dose? lol, it’s supposed to help you filter yourself from saying stupid shit like that. SMH
Yerba mate
There's no denial about the caffeine addiction, we want all the caffeine, without the galloping heart and the rollercoaster ride trying to keep the correct caffeine level.
By "Southern Cone" I'm including PR/SC/RS/MS. It fits with "grumpy people".
(Although technically MS, half PR and Paraguay would be in a third category - "overheated, needs a chill drink")
Also black coffee - I like having an excuse for being mean and diabetus rings in the family.
I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.
I'm a Black Coffee girlie IRL, but in this the PSL definitely describes me better.
I can fix Astarion. I swear it!
Only ever met one person who had YM as part of their morning routine. Recovering alcoholic pilot, doing his best to adjust to a slower life. He wanted nothing more than to go on a weeks-long solo hikes up a mountain. And gardened.
And so that’s what I always picture for Yerba Mate drinkers.
This is the only caffeinated drink I still regularly drink, I’m pretty sure. One before my martial arts class is just enough of a perk to help me remember what I learn.
Used to drink it when I was on the Keto diet. Honestly really enjoyed it, blended up and all... but it isn't for everyone.
