Preferably everyday

Become a Reverend Mother with this one weird trick!

A worm walks into a bar and says: _

Sounds like one of those victory paths in Cultist Simulator where they ask you to eat corpses regularly and whatnot

I feel like this could be a viable method of deep exfoliation on Pern if you consider the Thread to be worms.

and maybe, just maybe, some will crawl in through your nose, mouth, and ears.

wouldn't be the weirdest beauty hack

When I washed my face with worm water, worms died.

I think I'll pass