Don't be ridikkerous!
Yeah. Not flexible, to long, no base before you impaled yourself, pointy, probably used standing...
Idk, does this count as a flared base? I wouldn't trust it, but I'm no expert.
Try flipping it around and inserting it from the other end
Did you know that pigs have corkscrew shaped penises? This is just a replica...for training purposes....
Pigs too? I thought that was just with ducks.
That ghost in the back seen some shit
No. Stop. Please.
Do these people have a cork in their butt?
What is this? A paper towel stand?
