President Bush learns why we don't put metal in the microwave (2001)

Reality: Aftermath of the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon.

9/11 joke on 9/11!

Foil me once... Can't foil me again

If by metal you mean "CIA" and microwave you mean "middle east".

PentaGone

Gotta take the foil off before you nuke a hot dingdong

It was probably a fish sandwich too

Make sure to completely remove the lid from your yogurt before microwaving it. It's easy to forget that it's also metal

We had a motivational speaker back in high school who made a very random statement about the best way/time to attack the Pentagon to do maximum damage. Her husband apparently worked there or had clearance there or something.

My friend and I were open-mouthed shocked how casually this woman laughed about it. However, we did some discussion amongst ourselves and found that it definitely added up.

She must have really hated her husband/the government! Then again.. this was during Bush's Jr.'s presidency.

"C'mon we only just finished the renovating that part Bush!"

Brutal :)