Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.