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Tractor trailers = big rigs.

Just gonna leave this 20 year old Brian Regan bit here.

Beans = Farty Starties

Because they give you gas (pooty booty).

The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean

average Australian be like

Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie

I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.

Speedo = Scrotie Totey

can't believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy

Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie

It's a travesty that they aren't called "Fuzzy Buzzies"

Real object names.

You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300

Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it's also for cardiac arrest.

glowy hoppy

Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.

Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies