they define anything remotely LGBTQ+ inclusive as porn too..

"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:

Playing a game that

• Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.

• Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.

Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"

This POV implies you are part of the boys in blue

They are trying to ban the most and the seventh most purchased games?

There are more people who bought these games combined than there are people in the USA

So Celeste and Fallout New Vegas?

Thank god I only play wholesome games like Leisure Suit Larry

If that shit rolls up on your door, they are there to execute you. Full stop. I'll go out wearing my boots, thank you much.

"No you won't tough guy!"

Yeah. Not going out like Daniel Chaver, pants down, begging and pleading for my fucking life. I'd be shaking like a leaf, scared shitless, but the cops have already made the decision for me.

In unrelated news, if you can't handle your rifle or pistol absolutely vibrating, keep practicing. That's kind of an essential thing to master.

Id die before they take away my katamari fix.

Better not download the wrong mod

Animal Crossing