"President Trump just became the first President to send a transaction using Bitcoin." Posted by himself. This is so pathetic that it doesn't even deserve The_Dunk_Tank.
Very low energy. SAD! 
Very low energy. SAD!
Very low energy.
This is bitcoin we're talking about, so it's very high energy. So high, in fact, that it's putting climate change into overdrive.
Do you know how we have the cyber? It's fantastic. America has the best cyber, everyone is saying it, people come up to me all the time and go "oh, oh, Mr. President, what will you do about the cyber?" and I tell them I'm putting it first, first cyber lady. 
it's true, the 45 year old men that pretended to be american girls in chatrooms 20 years ago were good at cyber
I just had a perfect phone call with Satoshi Nakamoto. Great guy! He loves to laugh, some are calling him "The Laughing Man." He loves his privacy and he loves his "Bitcoins." That's okay. But he's doing very well with the cyber, and he told me we're going to be doing cyber and Bitcoins big league, possibly... much sooner than many people realize. I told him, "you know, if the late great Shinzo Abe had done the cyber, he might have had Major robot lady to protect him, and Batou —we love Batou, don't we folks? He's a big guy— and tachikoma and... various things." But we're doing great things with the cyber and the Bitcoins.
No, no, no need for that. Internet funny money tends to self-destruct, one rube at a time. 
