Oh I for sure know a few dip goblins, they leave trails of brown-filled water bottles everywhere.
I'm going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like 'wankclown'.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
This is survivorship bias. You can't look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn't there, you rhino flossers.
I'm looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
I'll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You're such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you're untrustworthy - she's a great judge of character when she's more lucid. Wank sucker.
Scum wit reminds me of a good ol' Morrowind slur, S'Wit. Means like, slackwit, slowwit or something to that effect.
Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it
A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:
Missed several of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV:
Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌
Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!
Poor 'dipstick' being so high on the list. I wonder how often it's actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.
I'm also curious as to why "shitshit" isn't among the least used combinations on this chart.
Probably used when someone is saying "oh shit, shit, SHIT" but the data only scraped the first two uses. That's my guess, anyways.
I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.
Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.