Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin
Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.
If you're specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything
When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.
It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.
I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.