“Damn, I thought it said 3 Minute Mice”
3 mewnutos!
This kitty litter smells funny.
Quaker Meowtmeal - fortified with catcium and vitamin C for cat.
This gato hablas the espank.
Can't wait 3 minutes. Cat eat raw.
Corncatulations
"Here's the last picture of my vegan cat before it mysteriously died."
"Humans eat bird shirt? Gross." Goes back to tonguing its own butthole