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How do I go on living knowing there's not a single jack-off jester out there performing gooning goofs?
What hope is there without a single circus of cum to put a semen smile on my face? 
It's what a Redditor circa 2014 would call someone if they're trying to be funny and offend someone.
"How dare you insult Neil DeGrasse Tyson? What, do you hate science, you twatnugget?" - u/OccamsSwitchblade, later awarded $85 worth of Reddit gold
Polish language have an answer, baby is called "gówniak" which roughly means shitthing, but in context it would more accurately be something like shitgoblin
I know several people who would proudly refer to themselves as the cock lord, is that one even an insult
It's what urologists call themselves because proctologists got "assman" locked down. Thanks Larry David.
I feel like lib sucker and wank clown are grossly underappreciated. Also, it's missing the evergreen chicken fucker.
A member of the podcast "Cumtown".
Eg.
"Cumboy and president of the DSA, Nick Mullen, was set to appear in a Superbowl Ad"
I wish there was a center line where the words are repeated, I want to see how often people call each other cumcums
I hate it when things aren't alphabetical but it wasn't hard to find...
ass ass
fuck fuck
shit shit