I know that look.
When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.
If I saw that IRL I’d suddenly have something to do inside. Taxes, maybe a root canal…
Beautiful kitty. And such nice fur. Deserves the chair.
Know thy place hooman. Obey my demands and serve me well and I may reward you with a head bump.
I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
Here's my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
... I reluctantly accept your offer.
Such is the lot of royalty
